Fargo Resident Less Likely to Awake Soaked in Urine

Due to weak member participation (not weak stream) long time Fargo resident and manhole expert Juleen Berg may not wake up soaked in urine at this year’s annual Flavor Country July 4th campout in northern Minnesota.

It’s not that Mr. Berg wants to wake up dry but that a key Flavor Country member will not be there this year to urinate on him when he is passed out in a drunken slumber.

In response to what he may do to replace that warm wet feeling of being urinated on Mr. Berg reportedly offered up the possibility of sleeping in a puddle of his own vomit.

The missing member in question is one Sam Haraldson currently living in Bozeman, Mantucky.

When asked why he would not be participating in the festivities Mr. Haraldson offered up some half-assed excuse about not wanting to ride his bike back to Minnesota.