An interested party can visit omegle.com and be instantly connected with a complete stranger from anywhere in the world. Conversations are often of little value although some serious fun can be had.
The following is a transcript from a conversation I had this evening. The nerdier of you who read this will instantly recognize that I typed none of my responses myself but rather, relied on the script from the Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode, Idlewild South.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Tall ice cream?
Stranger: im wet
You: You seen my drink?
Stranger: yes
You: Woo! Great party.
Stranger: hell yeah
You: May I call you Barb?
Stranger: yes
You: Trippin', I tells ya!
You: What do you think of that?
Stranger: hahahah
You: Yeah, you would have been great in a fraternity.
Stranger: lets fuk ;)
You: are you aware of the health risks caused by tallboys?
You: Seriously.
You: Seriously, I love you.
Stranger: i love you too
You: Great party.
You: Great party, man!
Stranger: :D
You: This is a great--
You: You probably do okay with the ladies!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i am a lady!
You: Yeah, that's neat.
Stranger: i guess
You: Worm!
You: What do you think of that?
Stranger: i dunno
You: Woo hoo!
Stranger: hah
You: Bah!
Stranger: humbug
You: I think you've had enough.
Stranger: you need more
Stranger: niggeer
You: What are you going to do, spank us?
You: Care for a tallboy?
Stranger: care for a black man
You: Yeah, what's it to ya?
Stranger: they are ugly
Stranger: and smelly
You: Hey! Dummy!
Stranger: they are gross
You: Have you seen the show "Survivor,"
Stranger: the one with the niggers?
You: I host a show called "Survivor."
Stranger: no niggers right?
You: Well, it's a mixture of guys and girls.
You: Dancin' around, killin' each other.
Stranger: ohhhhh
You: Is anybody actually monitoring this
Stranger: i dont know. it better not be a nigger
You: Oh, pardon me!
Stranger: cuz i can smell one from here
You: Shut up, little man!
Stranger: no you
You: Me?
Stranger: YES
You: Seriously, I love you.
Stranger: FLURGLE GURGLE
You: are you all right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im dying of nigger poison
Stranger: too many on the planet
You: Uhh, I think I'm going to be sick.
Stranger: yeah its gross
You: Great party, man!
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