Fargo Resident Less Likely to Awake Soaked in Urine

Due to weak member participation (not weak stream) long time Fargo resident and manhole expert Juleen Berg may not wake up soaked in urine at this year’s annual Flavor Country July 4th campout in northern Minnesota.

It’s not that Mr. Berg wants to wake up dry but that a key Flavor Country member will not be there this year to urinate on him when he is passed out in a drunken slumber.

In response to what he may do to replace that warm wet feeling of being urinated on Mr. Berg reportedly offered up the possibility of sleeping in a puddle of his own vomit.

The missing member in question is one Sam Haraldson currently living in Bozeman, Mantucky.

When asked why he would not be participating in the festivities Mr. Haraldson offered up some half-assed excuse about not wanting to ride his bike back to Minnesota.

Area Man Slated to Move away from Area

June 1st, 2009 - Bozeman, MT

Subconsciously desiring fun be poked at him, St. Paul resident Michael Prince made the decision to move to Bozeman, Montana without first informing his close friend Sam Haraldson whom resides in said town that he had made plans to do so.  Mr. Haraldson became aware of Mr. Prince's decision seemingly at random when Haraldson's girlfriend called him to to inquire about Prince's plans.  Haraldson responded with a curiosity and near-disbelief to his girlfriend, one Sarah Florell upon hearing the news.   

Rave Party

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen.  The don of modern choppage descends on Fargo/Moorhead in May.  Fanu!  Alongside some regional talent you simply cannot fuck with.  Don’t miss the jungle show of the spring/summer for the midwest!

Decimation
May 29th, 2009

21+, 8pm, $7
Fargo VFW

202 Broadway, Fargo ND with:
- Fanu
- The Artbreaker
- MarkH
- Male Enhancement Pill
- Cheef
- Stupid Birthday

Information and such:
- Fanu
- MNvibe
- MarkH.net
- Saboingaden
- Grindthieves
- South Moorhead Scratch Dungeon

Wall of TVs (WOTVS) in Tilburg, Netherlands?

Wall of TVs (WOTVS) is a small organization but I think we may be going global. I've recently spotted an installation in Tilburg, Netherlands that was surely created a by satellite franchise of WOTVS. Check out this YouTube video to see what I mean.

Omegle.com - Conversations with Strangers

An interested party can visit omegle.com and be instantly connected with a complete stranger from anywhere in the world. Conversations are often of little value although some serious fun can be had.

The following is a transcript from a conversation I had this evening. The nerdier of you who read this will instantly recognize that I typed none of my responses myself but rather, relied on the script from the Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode, Idlewild South.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Tall ice cream?
Stranger: im wet
You: You seen my drink?
Stranger: yes
You: Woo! Great party.
Stranger: hell yeah
You: May I call you Barb?
Stranger: yes
You: Trippin', I tells ya!
You: What do you think of that?
Stranger: hahahah
You: Yeah, you would have been great in a fraternity.
Stranger: lets fuk ;)
You: are you aware of the health risks caused by tallboys?
You: Seriously.
You: Seriously, I love you.
Stranger: i love you too
You: Great party.
You: Great party, man!
Stranger: :D
You: This is a great--
You: You probably do okay with the ladies!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i am a lady!
You: Yeah, that's neat.
Stranger: i guess
You: Worm!
You: What do you think of that?
Stranger: i dunno
You: Woo hoo!
Stranger: hah
You: Bah!
Stranger: humbug
You: I think you've had enough.
Stranger: you need more
Stranger: niggeer
You: What are you going to do, spank us?
You: Care for a tallboy?
Stranger: care for a black man
You: Yeah, what's it to ya?
Stranger: they are ugly
Stranger: and smelly
You: Hey! Dummy!
Stranger: they are gross
You: Have you seen the show "Survivor,"
Stranger: the one with the niggers?
You: I host a show called "Survivor."
Stranger: no niggers right?
You: Well, it's a mixture of guys and girls.
You: Dancin' around, killin' each other.
Stranger: ohhhhh
You: Is anybody actually monitoring this
Stranger: i dont know. it better not be a nigger
You: Oh, pardon me!
Stranger: cuz i can smell one from here
You: Shut up, little man!
Stranger: no you
You: Me?
Stranger: YES
You: Seriously, I love you.
Stranger: FLURGLE GURGLE
You: are you all right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im dying of nigger poison
Stranger: too many on the planet
You: Uhh, I think I'm going to be sick.
Stranger: yeah its gross
You: Great party, man!

Wall of TVs, WOTVS, Flavor Country

Wall of TVs, brother of Steven Q. Steve, was born October 22, 1875 in Norway. He came to America with his parents in 1882, first settling in Fargo.

Wall of TVs married WOTVS on May 3, 1908 in Fargo. They had one child, Flavor Country.

Wall of TVs operated a studio in Fargo on his own for a short time around 1907-1908 as evidenced by a wedding portrait with his studio imprint on the television mount. Wall of TVs had learned the television trade from F.C. Budruss and went into business with him in 1999 at 1005 10th Street.

Prior to his time in Fargo, he operated studios in the North Dakota towns of Esmond, Buxton, Reynolds, and at Crookston and Halstad, Minnesota.

One photograph places him in Reynolds in 1897, and a Cooperstown, N.D. newspaper in 1900 states Wall of TVs opened temporarily a television gallery there. Wall of TVs main line of business was as a musician. At the time that he was a television gallery owner, his wife would run the studio while he was out performing.

3 Walls of TVs and 1 Pile of TVs

This one is beautiful.
It looks like the same piles of crap we used to build. Just spectacular.











The size of this wall of TVs is astounding.










This isn't exactly a wall of TVs. It more like a suspended scattering of TVs. But it's still kind of crappy and cool.









A pile of TVs. I imagine a wall looks like this when it falls.